And Loverboy has always sucked...

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:52:15 GMT

Put your music player on shuffle and ask these questions as the next song shows up, then place the song title as the answer.

1. What do you think of me, WinAmp (iTunes)?
aphex twin - kladfvgbung micshk
round one: i don't even know what that means

2. Will I have a happy life?
easy dub all stars - money
round two: a possible yes?

3. What do my friends really think of me?
beatles - so how come
?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
michael jackson - someone in the dark
round four: this actualyl kind of makes sense

5. What does my ladyfriend think of me?
james brown - i'm a soul man
round five: sorta makes sense...

6. How can I make myself happy?
so. central rain - r.e.m.
i'll get on that

7. What should I do with my life?
beastie boys - so whatcha want
just repeated the question

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
kanye west - i'll fly away
what?

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
the doors - universal mind
sounds deep.

10. Will I ever have children?
cypress hill - lil' putos
that is a definite yes

11. Will I die happy?
steve vai - beethoven's 5th
?

12. Can you give me some good advice?
tom petty - girl on LSD
advice takennot sure how to take this?

13. Do you know where your children are?
SRV - taxman
guess not

14. What do you think happiness is?
michael jackson - can't let her get away
SO close to making sense

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:28:33 GMT

:: how nintendo are you? ::

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:07:58 GMT

since when do i post?

4973

Sort by...

Time-
First: "Let's Be Friends" - Chris Rock Skit from a Lil Jon album
Last: Getcha Mind Right Mixtape - Get It Right Records, 51:55

Album
First: 1 - The Beatles
Last: You've Come A Long Way, Baby - Fatboy Slim

Artist-
First: 2Pac
Last: ZZ Top

Find "sex," how many songs show up?
8

Find "death," how many songs show up?
50

Find "love," how many songs show up?
202

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 00:18:50 GMT

1- ap history, kean
2- ap comp sci, weidner
3- spanish 4h, holmquist
4- physics h, feltyberger
5s1- photo 1, chiaverina
s1- lunch a
522- team\indiv, rendall (???)
s2- lunch b
6- ap calc, weidner
7- english h, saunders

also, Leaves Of Grass is awful.

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:44:09 GMT

You scored as Communist. You are a Communist! In true Marxist style, you believe that society's future is in the proletariat, the working class. All of history is a struggle between social classes, and civilization will work its way up until it ends in a communist paradise.

Where are you on the political map?
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Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:40:24 GMT

You scored as Communism. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

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Socialist

100%

Democrat

100%

Communism

100%

Green

75%

Anarchism

42%

Fascism

33%

Nazi

Republican

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:59:47 GMT

African-American-ed this from Brendan, because I'm killing time until I grill myself a fat steak.

Your Life______
they call me: D-Ry
sex: male
my first breath of air: september 25, 1988
status: too legit to quit
best friends: my niggaz

_______Rewind_______
most memorable memory: no idea
first word uttered? "thug life"
first best friend ever!? no idea

_______Love?_______
love is: ill
first love: tha streets
love or lust? well i love tha streets
is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: sure, i love my dog and tha streets at once
when love hurts: deez nutz in yo mouf
is there such thing as love at first sight?: wanting to fuck?
are you in love right now?: no

_______Opposite Sex_______
turn ons: not having nutz
do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you? no
what kinda hair style?: not bald
the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do?: lick on deez nutz and suck tha dick
where do you go to meet new people?: nowhere, tha ladies seek me out
are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: they ax fo mine

_______Picky Picky_______
dog or cat: dog
short or long hair: long
sunshine or rain: sunshine
moon or sun: moon
1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: acquaintances
written letters or e-mails: emails
play station or nintendo: nbox
car or motorcycle: car
house party or club: house party
sing or dance: dance

______Lately_______
how are you today? i hit my shin so fucking hard on the side of the pool today
what pants are you wearing right now?: khaki shorts
what shirt are you wearing right now?: white tee, just got off work
what does your hair look like at the moment?: disheveled
what song are u listening to right now?: blackstar
how is the weather right now?: nice
last person you talked to on the phone?: cy and lucy simultaneously on two different phones
last dream you can remember?: no idea
who are you talking to right now?: no one
what time is it? 6:00

_______More About YOU!_______
what are the last four digits of your phone number?: 9449
if u were a crayon, what color would you be?: african
have you ever almost died?: everytime the police see me i could be the next rodney
have u ever won any special award?: pimp of the year
what's the stupidest thing u have ever done?: no idea
how many kids do you want to have?: 7, like eazy e
son's name?: no preference
daughter's name?: woman
shampoo?: i stole some from seegs this morning after swimming
what are you most scared of?: crackers
how many TV's do you have in your house?: no idea
do you have your own TV?: yes
have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?: no, i'm too real for that shit
who do you dream about?: revenge on whitey
who do you tell your dreams to?: deez nutz
is cheer leading a sport?: no
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: 23741234

_______You And Love_______
do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?: no
where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: compton
what do you like most of the opposite sex?: illegaltitz, and a badonkadonk
do you find yourself attractive?: if they find the guns attractive
do others find you attractive?: no clue

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 22:10:50 GMT

I decided that I'm a shitty socialist unless I start giving part of my paychecks to some kind of charity; does anyone know of any good, socialist-friendly charities? I'm looking for an international development kind of thing.

I fucking rule

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 01:41:37 GMT

Look at my epic tale of rocking Seegs with my face thrust.

hairmetalwontdie (6:30:21 PM): did you like my face thrust at the bubbler?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:25 PM): my tactics?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:29 PM): my delayed ambush?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:44 PM): like a puma striking an antelope in the vast savannah at a waterhole
SeegstheRhino (6:30:45 PM): I saw your pants
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:48 PM): i waited patiently
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:50 PM): crouching
SeegstheRhino (6:30:55 PM): I knew it was you
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:56 PM): my neck coiled like a spring
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:11 PM): until you raised your large head from the watering hole
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:17 PM): i knew it wast he time to strike
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:39 PM): so i struck like lightning with a face thrust so frightening that the pregnant girl, 30 feet away, gave birth
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:55 PM): so frightened she was
SeegstheRhino (6:32:10 PM): hahahaha

He can do nothing but laugh nervously, dreading the next time the puma strikes.

Mon, 09 May 2005 04:42:21 GMT

I am:
-18%
Republican.

"The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

Are You A Republican?

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 16:56:29 GMT

Dry ice is the greatest invention ever, and it is capable of producing a bomb loud enough to attract the elite Bayside Police.

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 04:45:05 GMT

I'm leaving tomorrow morning for Florida until Sunday. Just letting you all know.

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 03:33:47 GMT

Dude14579: i love how you worked on that
HairMetalWontDie: i did
Dude14579: instead of doing stuff

I think the image speaks for itself about how my week will unfold. Thanks a whole fucking lot, CounterStrike. I got a lot of studying done thanks to you.

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 05:43:50 GMT

To anyone who has ever played "Marble Madness" and knows how badass that song is.

The Advantage play it perfectly.

This dude named "Ryan8Bit" has a sweet cover with crazy guitars. It's called "sweep up the broken pieces", which makes sense if you've played the game.

That is all.

Sun, 26 Dec 2004 03:51:44 GMT

Xbox Live gamertag: "DannyRyan", add me to your friends and all that shit.

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 02:37:04 GMT

http://www.cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Be sure to check at least the following ones:

Wise Shitashi (my favorite)
Weeaboo
Sensei
No Survivors
Christmas Surgery

But pretty much look at them all.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 05:12:50 GMT

Here are the songs you fokes didn't get.

1. I want to wear a pair of black sunglasses\I want to be Jackie Onassis - Rage Against The Machine - "Tire Me"

2. Come on over, and do the twist - Nirvana - Aneurysm

3. My teardrops gettin' bigger but can't figure what I'm cryin' for - 2Pac - "How Long Will They Mourn Me"

6. Walking tall, machine gun man\they spit on me in my home land - Alice In Chains - "Rooster"

7. We don't care, we don't pose\we'll steal your money, we'll steal your shows - Minor Threat - "Cashing In"

8. She looks around and around, you know it makes me sad to see her like that - Weezer - "No One Else"

11. The teacher stands in front of the class, but the lesson plan he can't recall - Rage Against The Machine - "Take The Power Back"

16. I get up around whenever, used to get up on time/that old man, he's a real motherfucker want to kick his ass down the line - Guns 'N Roses - "Mr. Brownstone" - I'm really disappointed that nobody got this one, I love this song.

19. Well I started out, down a dirty road/started out, all alone - Tom Petty - "Learning To Fly"

21. She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)/put that butter on my biscuit - Van Halen - "Up For Breakfast"

24. Follow me into the desert, as thirsty as you are/crack a smile and cow your mouth, and drown in alcohol - Soundgarden - "Burden In My Hand" - This song is pretty awesome, too.

Yes, my music is Hootie And The Blowfish.

These songs are classics... it's a shame no one guessed them.

stolen from other LJs

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 04:20:34 GMT

Step 1: Put mp3 player on random.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

Some of the lyrics are a little short, someone should be able to get most of them.

1. I want to wear a pair of black sunglasses\I want to be Jackie Onassis

2. Come on over, and do the twist

3. My teardrops gettin' bigger but can't figure what I'm cryin' for

DONE 4. Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

DONE 5. She dreams in color, she dreams in red

6. Walking tall, machine gun man\they spit on me in my home land

7. We don't care, we don't pose\we'll steal your money, we'll steal your shows

8. She looks around and around, you know it makes me sad to see her like that

DONE 9. You put your right leg down, left leg up\tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

DONE 10. Woke up quick, at about noon\just thought that I had to be in Compton soon

11. The teacher stands in front of the class, but the lesson plan he can't recall

DONE 12. His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man/his friend with no legs he call Lieutenant Dan

DONE 13. Hammer of the Gods, drive our ships to new lands - easy one

DONE 14. I used to worry about the future, but then I threw my caution to the wind

DONE 15. This is the story of a kid, his name is Sisqo

16. I get up around whenever, used to get up on time/that old man, he's a real motherfucker want to kick his ass down the line - badass song

DONE 17. You weave your spell, your eyes they beckon me/your lips they speak, lies and misery

DONE 18. I don't wear buttons, but I got a cool hat, and my homies agree, I really look good in black.

19. Well I started out, down a dirty road/started out, all alone

DONE 20. Well you've heard about lovin' giving sight to the blind/my baby's lovin' causes the sun to shine

21. She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)/put that butter on my biscuit

DONE 22. Suck a polar bear's funky ass - another easy one

DONE 23. Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming/we're finally on our own

24. Follow me into the desert, as thirsty as you are/crack a smile and cow your mouth, and drown in alcohol

DONE 25. All last night, sat on the levee and moaned.

THE CRUE COMES!

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 07:09:18 GMT

MARCH 12

A DATE WHICH SHALL LIVE IN INFAMY!

MOTLEY CRUE IS COMING TO TOWN!

MILWAUKEE CELLULAR ARENA!

ALL ORIGINAL BAND MEMBERS!

ANY SELF-RESPECTING HAIR METAL AFICIONADO WILL BE THERE!

I SHOULD HAVE MY LICENSE BY THEN!

LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SEEING AMAZING ARENA ROCK!

YES!

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 03:31:47 GMT

I wish Andrea would be home...

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:12:00 GMT

So pretty much most of last night and the entire 2 1\2 hour car ride today I was thinking to myself, "I pretty much became a vegetarian because I thought it was so much healthier for you, but ever since I've been one, I've eaten nothing but shit. What's the point?" I know there are other reasons and all, but I really, really, really ate shittily. So tonight after the swim meet, I went to Kopp's and ordered a fat-ass burger. I ate it. I was toasted by the swim team. The first meat I ate in over three years was delicious. I'm glad to be able to eat my favorite foods again. It was a nice run.

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 04:03:47 GMT

I'm going to start a Halo 2 team I think. 4-man squad. I think Cy is in. If you don't suck and don't have a team (or do and it sucks), comment on this*. I'll be a cool team captain, and not care what you do. In fact, I won't even be captain, it'll be a 4-man council.

*Applicants must have testes.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:27:44 GMT

Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you....

MEXICAN REBATE GUY!

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 04:50:16 GMT

News about Nation-States... if you're playing, join the region I made called "illegaltitzland" so we can all see each others' nations.

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 03:08:11 GMT

http://www.nationstates.net/

Go to that site.

Make a nation.

Decide on issues.

Here's mine: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=stern_russians

My goal is to reach the UN category of "Ironfist Socialists", so excuse me if I'm picking oddly on some issues.